“ This week’s weirdest remake news wasn’t the story that David Cronenberg’s “The Fly” is going to be remade by … David Cronenberg? As odd as the announcement sounds, after his critically well-received recent operatic revision … more of the tale, I’m sure that Mr
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Michelle Trachtenberg manages to prevent overexposure. Damn!
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If you thought the job market was tough if you graduated from a small unknown liberal arts college you better think again. Christina Wharten was a Stamford Law graduate and she had to resort to pimping herself as a high priced call-girl to make some money. The stunning law graduate made some good money charging up to $2,000 a night, but failed to pay any taxes on the money she earned on her back.
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At one time she was married to the founder of AskJeeves.com (now Ask.com), David Wharten, but he no longer has much money after stock investments tanked during the banking crisis. She is in hot water again because while on probation for tax evasion she has continued to market herself as an escort. You would think law students would have an easier time finding legit work these days.
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For those of you that think late show television hosts have it easy you missed Conan O’Brien pulling off his own Tim Tebow impression. On the Friday night taping Conan performed a triathlon segment with Teri Hatcher and all was going good for the pair until they returned to the studio. As Conan ran down the stairs and tried to stop on the set he feet went out from under him causing him to fall back and hit is head on the floor with some serious force. He admitted that he did have a concussion from the fall, but that didn’t keep him from being back on the air Monday night and showing off the footage for all to enjoy.
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OK, streets walkers all over the world are gaining mad street cred this week. First we showed you Rhianna in her hooker getup in Venice and now here’s the air-bagged-lipped Sophie Monk leaving nothing to the imagination….we’ll, maybe a wild night at Motel 6 with an 8 ball of coke, a ball gag and a leather belt hanging from the closet door. How’s that for imagination??!!
One thing is for sure….Tila Tequila is NOT ready for her close up. Either syphilis can cause skin to melt or there are penises out there carrying that freaky flesh eating disease. When Tila showed up at the “Streetballers” Hollywood premiere, something seemed off. Maybe the Russians tried to poison her like Viktor Yushchenko, we don’t know. But what we do know is Tila should have a restraining order on cameras…they should not be allowed to get within 50 feet of her.
It’s a slow day, so let’s stir things up a bit. Megan Fox has been far too overexposed. Sure, she is drop dead gorgeous, but she is a B list caliber actress, dumb as a wall and will probably marry a B list has-been actor. Amber Heard on the other hand is not only hot, but she can act with a wide range. In March Heard begins filming The Rum Diary, opposite Johnny Depp, in Puerto Rico. Heard is reported to have won the role out over Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley. Let’s see Megan Fox pull that one off.
Here is the awesome Amber posing for FHM UK, November issue. Choke on this a while…Meg.
Eva Longoria is gracing the cover and pages of the French version of Citizen K for their Fall 2009 issue…or so they tell us, because as much as we tried we couldn’t see the resemblance with the garden gnome (ok, sort of sexy garden gnome) whose head Tony Parker uses to bounce his basketball off…and those legs do seem to be longer than a fire hydrant, so unless they put her on the stretch rack for this shoot, photoshop’s magic wand did the trick. Having said that, we’re digging the vampire/dominatrix look and eventhough it borrows from Lady Gaga and Victoria Beckham we wouldn’t mind a bitemark or two…or at least some spanking? Because, we’ve been really, really naughty…pretty please?
Honestly, we would never advocate for drugs, alcohol and getting your $1000 shoes pee-stained while indulging your homoerotic tendencies in STD infested public stalls as a rejuvenating and anti-aging package…but it seems George Michael knows something we don’t.
At 46, Andrew Ridgeley, George Michael’s Wham! sidekick, is exhibit A as to why living in a farmland, golfing and rushing to tell you wife wheneve you fart because that’s the most exciting part of your day could actually be harmful to your health…or at least your scalp. Instead, George’s diet of blow, vodka soup and omelette with coke sprinkles seems to be doing wonders for his hair and skin (assuming he shaves so we can see more than his nostrils) .
Andrew is reportedly very happy living in obscurity…because he hated fame anyway (or it could be that his attempt at a solo career went as well as George Michael’s attempt at having sex with a woman). However, since his wife, Keren Woodward (that of the Bananaramas) is digging out her arm socks and shoulder pads and trying to revive her career with a Bananarama reunion, Andrew might be forced to come out of from his hiding place…which would then require him gettting a few hair plugs…or at least borrowing one of Elton’s toupees.
By the way, if you have felt an emotion similar to sorrow for old and bald Andrew, don’t. The guy’s been living off the interest his millions are collecting in the bank from royalties he earns every time Careless Whisper is being played or used (he co-wrote it).
Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian has gotten back together with her boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush. The couple split for a few months, but said it was a needed break to figure out their priorities. Kardashian reportedley said she realized at sister Khole’e wedding on Sunday just how much she missed Bush and flew to see him the next day.
Posted: September 29th, 2009 under Celebrity Couples.
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Who remembers what Serena and Dan witnessed here? If you can’t, it’s probably because you were distracted by Serena’s slick ‘fit. Her beaded trim top tucked into black mini is flirty and flattering. She brought color into the mix with a hunter green cross-body bag and ultrahot blue-suede sandals. Kinda makes you yearn for a pair, huh?
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DSquared always amuses. Their hodgepodge style draws inspiration from some of the most random places. For Spring, the twin bros were inspired by the great outdoors. Camping, to be specific. Last season it was the paparazzi prone PYTs of Hollywood, and I loved the layering and cheeky accessories. There are fashion-loving girls who don’t mind the dirt and insects that come with tough terrain, but when did trucker hats get cute again? Adversely, the plaids, cat-eye specs, Band-Aids, glittering bracelets, and bottles, are fabulous touches. The splattered purple dress is rugged chic at its best. Are you feeling it?
A lot of us rely on the sunscreen in our makeup to protect us during the day, but the Daily Mail is reporting that, in the UK at least, one in five cosmetics with SPF isn’t up to par with the EU sunscreen guidelines and doesn’t give any protection against UVA rays — the ones responsible for aging. Even more worrisome, the researchers also found that three out of four products weren’t completely effective just two hours after application — meaning that if you put your foundation on in the morning, you’re no longer protected by the time you take your lunchtime stroll. That also means reapplying your foundation four times in the course of a normal workday, which I think is just absurd. Do you think American products would fare any better in a trial like this? Until we know, I’ll be wearing zinc oxide and a hat.