Posted Nov 1st 2009 1:30AM by TMZ Staff We’ve already established Richard Heene is no scientist — turns out he isn’t a comedian either. TMZ has obtained a copy of a book Heene wrote back in 1994 called ” The Official Offensive Driving Handbook .” We know it’s supposed to be funny because it’s categorized as “humor” — but that’s the only clue
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Balloon Boy’s Dad — Not Smart, Not Funny
Posted Nov 1st 2009 1:30AM by TMZ Staff We’ve already established Richard Heene is no scientist — turns out he isn’t a comedian either. TMZ has obtained a copy of a book Heene wrote back in 1994 called ” The Official Offensive Driving Handbook .” We know it’s supposed to be funny because it’s categorized as “humor” — but that’s the only clue.
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Balloon Boy’s Dad — Not Smart, Not Funny
Heading north of the border, Emily Osment made a personal appearance at Markville Shopping Center’s Halloween Bash in Toronto, Canada on Saturday (October 31). The “Hannah Montana” actress just so happened to be performing songs from her debut CD “All the Right Wrongs” while dressed up in a cute little costume
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Emily Osment Takes the Stage in Toronto
The World’s Greatest Detective can add the case of the missing sponsor to his list of mysteries successfully solved: Robert Downey Jr.’s “Sherlock Holmes” has stepped in as sponsor of “Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex’s Almost Live Comedy Show.” The movie, which debuts in theaters on Christmas Day, will replace Microsoft as the variety show’s backer, according to The Hollywood Reporter . The software giant quick rescinded its offer after witnessing “riffs on deaf people, the Holocaust, feminine hygiene and incest,” according to Variety . In other words, par for the course on “Family Guy.” Apparently, though, Microsoft didn’t realize that
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Elementary: ‘Sherlock Holmes’ will sponsor ‘Family Guy’ special
The World’s Greatest Detective can add the case of the missing sponsor to his list of mysteries successfully solved: Robert Downey Jr.’s “Sherlock Holmes” has stepped in as sponsor of “Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex’s Almost Live Comedy Show.” The movie, which debuts in theaters on Christmas Day, will replace Microsoft as the variety show’s backer, according to The Hollywood Reporter . The software giant quick rescinded its offer after witnessing “riffs on deaf people, the Holocaust, feminine hygiene and incest,” according to Variety
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Elementary: ‘Sherlock Holmes’ will sponsor ‘Family Guy’ special
Posted by on October 31st, 2009 filed in Celebrity D-Lister Avril Lavigne appears on the cover of Z-List magazine Savvy this month. We’ve never heard of it before either! She looks HOrrendous! And she’s “learned what’s important in life?” Surely that can’t include hard-pAArtying and shacking up with Brandon Davis
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Getting a little exercise before their Halloween parental duties, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were spotted jogging in Boston, Massachusetts on Saturday (October 31).
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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise: Halloween Joggers
Posted Nov 1st 2009 1:00AM by TMZ Staff It’s the oddest pairing since Liza Minnelli and David Gest got married in 2002 — Michael Jackson ’s father Joe and soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo are now teaming up to sell grills. Joe Jackson tells TMZ he’s got a stake in a company called GAME ON PRODUCTS — and is preparing to peddle soccer ball grills during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
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Ronaldo Gets All Up in Joe Jackson’s Grill
Posted Nov 1st 2009 1:00AM by TMZ Staff It’s the oddest pairing since Liza Minnelli and David Gest got married in 2002 — Michael Jackson ’s father Joe and soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo are now teaming up to sell grills. Joe Jackson tells TMZ he’s got a stake in a company called GAME ON PRODUCTS — and is preparing to peddle soccer ball grills during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
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Ronaldo Gets All Up in Joe Jackson’s Grill
It’s Rock week on The X Factor this week — in honour of Bon Jovi performing tonight! After John & Edward’s attention grabbing performances like “Oops I Did It Again” in previous weeks, they got everyone talking with their performance of “We Will Rock You”. It definitely resembled the 5ive version more than the Queen version, but they were put through a lot of choreography again by Brian Friedman.
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John & Edward "We Will Rock You" – Amazing or Awful?
It’s Rock week on The X Factor this week — in honour of Bon Jovi performing tonight! After John & Edward’s attention grabbing performances like “Oops I Did It Again” in previous weeks, they got everyone talking with their performance of “We Will Rock You”. It definitely resembled the 5ive version more than the Queen version, but they were put through a lot of choreography again by Brian Friedman
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John & Edward "We Will Rock You" – Amazing or Awful?
Posted Nov 1st 2009 12:20AM by TMZ Staff In “Aliens,” Sigurney Weaver was revived after spending 57 years in hypersleep … but you’d never know it.
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Sigourney Weaver: Good Genes or Good Docs?!
Posted Nov 1st 2009 12:20AM by TMZ Staff In “Aliens,” Sigurney Weaver was revived after spending 57 years in hypersleep … but you’d never know it
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Sigourney Weaver: Good Genes or Good Docs?!
Posted Nov 1st 2009 12:05AM by TMZ Staff The real Antonio Banderas , 49, in London a little while back ( left ) — and his wax figure in Madrid on Friday ( right ). Question is … Tags: Antonio Banderas , AntonioBanderas This content has passed through fivefilters.org
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Banderas vs. Banderas: Who’d You Rather?!
Posted Nov 1st 2009 12:05AM by TMZ Staff The real Antonio Banderas , 49, in London a little while back ( left ) — and his wax figure in Madrid on Friday ( right ). Question is ..
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Banderas vs. Banderas: Who’d You Rather?!
Bringing in a little extra cash over the Halloween holiday, Lindsay Lohan attended the grand opening night of the Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort in El Jadida, Morocco on Saturday (October 31). Joining owners Sol Kerzner and wife Heather, LiLo was among 1,500 guests at the extravagant affair – which included a decor of 100,000 roses, 10,000 candles, 50 horses from El Jadida dressed in the national tbourida costume, more than 300 traditional folk troops and fire breathers. According to reports, Miss Lohan made the trip with rumored new beau, male model Petey Wright – although Lindsay’s denied hookup talk
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Lindsay Lohan: Halloween in Morocco!
Category: Funny Pics Author : Duncan Riley Posted: October 31, 2009 Tags : 2 girls 1 cup , lol Two Girls One Up…this probably doesn’t need an explanation. Related posts: Think you’re a golden girls fan? Amy Poehler to Launch Digital Show on ‘Smart Girls at The Party’ The Cheetah Girls to split in December Mel B Confirms Spice Girls Reunion Meredith Corporation takes stake in Real Girls Media Network This content has passed through fivefilters.org .
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Two Girls One Up
Category: Funny Pics Author : Duncan Riley Posted: October 31, 2009 Tags : 2 girls 1 cup , lol Two Girls One Up…this probably doesn’t need an explanation. Related posts: Think you’re a golden girls fan? Amy Poehler to Launch Digital Show on ‘Smart Girls at The Party’ The Cheetah Girls to split in December Mel B Confirms Spice Girls Reunion Meredith Corporation takes stake in Real Girls Media Network This content has passed through fivefilters.org .
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Two Girls One Up
Obviously a big fan of the local pumpkin patch, Jessica Alba made her second trip in the past two weeks to Mr Bones in Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon (October 31). The “Into the Blue” beauty was joined by hubby Cash Warren and daughter Honor Marie, with the trio having a fun-filled experience at the popular Halloween season stop. Keeping quite the busy schedule, as always, Miss Alba spent the previous evening all decked out for charitable purposes.
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Jessica Alba: Back for More Mr Bones
Category: News Author : Duncan Riley Posted: October 31, 2009 Tags : daylight savings 2009 , time change , time change 2009 , time change 2009 fall , time change tonight Daylight savings time ends in the United States tonight at 2am November 1st (Sunday.) For those who can’t remember which way your clock goes, you turn it backwards one hour, so 2am becomes 1am. If you head to be at 11pm, turn your clocks back to 10pm.
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Daylight Savings 2009 Ends Tonight in the United States